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I knew you were looking for alt text. Well, too bad.

This is a user-generated paragraph demonstrating a correctly-loaded webpage.

Development of this paragraph was funded in part by the Organization for Barely Passing Grades in Computer Science and was serviced by outsourced labor creating jobs for aspiring CS developers in third-world countries. No donations are currently being accepted in order to prevent senseless (and not to mention, incredibly cringeworthy) $1000 donations being read on air at AGDQ that say "kill the animals".

If that didn't tip you off, I have a horrible sense of humour, and this was written when I had the worst headache I've had in three months. That should be most of what you need to know about the CS student who runs this page. I won't even say maintain, that's too generous.